Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
this just has baby written all over it
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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