did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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