I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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