Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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