not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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