He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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