and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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