All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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