is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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