im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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