i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
