so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
