Non-Jews are for practice
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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