I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I need water and some morals
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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