May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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