Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Did you just see the Batmobile???
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
There r osticjed everywhere
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I am available for nakedness
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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