we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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