so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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