U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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