Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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