Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
