did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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