You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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