it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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