Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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