id be glad to
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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