I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
