i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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