Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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