My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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