When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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