The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Randomize
