fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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