So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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