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(440): View more from Ohio

yea ive hooked up with like half those guys

(1-440): View more from Ohio

and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag

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(512): View more from Texas

And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression

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(408): View more from California

Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.

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(804): View more from Virginia

is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.

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(713): View more from Texas

I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

She is beauty she is grace

(301): View more from Maryland

she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i thought you had class

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