God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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