did you get engaged???
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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