I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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