I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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