Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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