what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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