BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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