She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
