youre lurking in front of me
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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