question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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