that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize
