you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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