He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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