There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
