I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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