Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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