Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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