I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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