From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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