No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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