My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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