he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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